According to the AP, the Breck Girl is throwing in the moist towlette today:
Democrat John Edwards is exiting the presidential race Wednesday, ending a scrappy underdog bid in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while grappling with family hardship that roused voters’ sympathies but never diverted his campaign, The Associated Press has learned.
The two-time White House candidate notified a close circle of senior advisers that he planned to make the announcement at a 1 p.m. EST event in New Orleans that had been billed as a speech on poverty, according to two of his advisers. The decision came after Edwards lost the four states to hold nominating contests so far to rivals who stole the spotlight from the beginning—Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama.
The former North Carolina senator will not immediately endorse either candidate in what is now a two-person race for the Democratic nomination, said one adviser, who spoke on a condition of anonymity in advance of the announcement.
Grab the popcorn, because I can think of one lib here in Iowa that’s sure to lose it if this happens (not going to link, as I no longer feed the trolls). He has some kind of man-crush on Edwards, and this news could very well send him over the edge (not that he wasn’t already there to begin with). They’ll find him naked, drunk, and in a pool of his own urine and/or vomit, twitching and muttering “Silky…Silky…Silky…”
Personally, I’m looking forward to it. lol
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Yeah, he’s gone. Finally!
January 30th, 2008 at 8:32 am[...] Brian came up with the best line of the day: (T)he Breck Girl is throwing in the moist towlette today. [...]
January 30th, 2008 at 11:13 amYou have to hand to John Boy, he projects integrity. So he convinced juries to give him millions but couldn’t convince millions to elect him.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:22 pmThe next best news to Silky getting disbarred.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:42 pmThere’s a scummy underside to all of this that needs to be noted. From Fox News, via Patterico:
The last 48 hours, huh? Well, Gretchen, one of my commenters — and a many year electronic friend — noted:
Gretchen lives in Oklahoma.
The guy knew that he was going to drop out, yet the man complaining that there are “two Americas” under President Bush was happy to take just a few more bucks from the good people living in that poorer of the two Americas. What an absolute fraud!
January 30th, 2008 at 7:46 pmI wonder if the Oklahoma donors want to bury Edwards under the OKC Bombing memorial now.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:52 am