Quote of the day.

Most Ethical Party Ever!

Video of the day.

Crock of you-know-what.

Porkapalooza!

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys FTW!

Slippery slope defined.

Caring so much it hurts the planet.

(Normal text is the speech, parts in bold are my responses):

My fellow citizens:

I stand he…

Barbara Boxer’s speech. WTF was that? I mean, besides the obvious pandering and race-baiting?
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