I don’t know how old you guys are, but I do remember back in the 1970s when the watermelons (green on the outside, red on the inside) were running around trying to scare everyone by saying we were entering an ice age.

That quickly changed to how we were all going to fry because of global warming, get skin cancer, and drown when the polar ice caps melted. “Experts” such as Ted Danson and Al Gore told us so.

Now? Well, now we’re back to the ice age scare. Isn’t it lovely that none of these guys will just admit they don’t know what they’re talking about and just let us get on with our lives?

Exit question: Isn’t it hilarious that Pravda, of all news sources, is more truthfull than, say, the New York Times, for example?