Poor translation aside, this is pretty funny. Funny, as in "lame", that is:

Thousands of dolp…

I’m a week late posting this, but I thought I’d go ahead and do it anyway.

According to the NY…

Nice try by Gallup, but total fail:

Since 1956, there has been only one other time when a high…

To hear the press talk about it, Obama himself killed the pirates and personally set the hostage/…