Shocker! Liberals are hypocrites!

Ch-ch-change!

Democrats and the usual hypocrisy.

Bat-s##t crazy!

(Normal text is the speech, parts in bold are my responses):

My fellow citizens:

I stand he…

Hooboy, here we go again:

Barack Obama has only four years to save the world. That is the star…

Holy crap. I thought they pulled out all the stops when they inaugurated Clinton, but that was n…

He admits it, in a roundabout way, but doesn’t quite get what he just said:

"Social Security, …

The nutroots isn’t gonna like this, not one bit.

The official Obama portrait has been released (sans the halo or other kinds of glowing effects), …